And they call themselves drummers ...(even a yard or two of cotton wool would do).... and yes please do look at the electrics.. I could be flying soon. 

Why do they not have ear defenders in my size

A cousin having a feed and a dip last year in quite a nice pool, would have stayed longer but slipped off the rail.... should have taken more water!

And then I can have some tricky moments.

I'm a kingfisher and I can sit like this for ages.

Synchronised flying, even when it lands, this make never stops fluttering.

She's out with that ****** camera again..... 

Nope... changed my mind

I'm coming down to get you

You don't always get much for your trouble.

These nets seem to get larger and heavier each time

While the boats take the nets out and drop them, they do fish closer to land. You can see some of  them splashing to encourage the fish to get in and stay in the net.

The one who jumped ship.

The '3 log' fishermen. If you get sea sick you might not want to watch!

And they're off.

A few more turns to go yet

Time to get the show on the road

Do excuse any background dialogue .... you have to be polite to people, even if they do interupt your amazing production!

A few more yards to go.

Have to include the Fishermen, who work from the beach.

And it is only our stand you can hear. The players had to use sign language and the umpires couldn't hear the balls hitting the bats. 60,000 people 99.5% at full pelt.

Was the word quiet mentioned....... I don't think so,   you need to turn your volume up to get the full effect!

In Cochin for the India/England One Day International - a nice quiet day out. 

Our erstwhile landlord delivering 'fast' breakfast drinks and what you get after the coconut man has finished his machete whittling..... 3 bowling balls small, medium and large, I can't see any fingers knocking around either.

The job requirements are owning your own machete, bits of coconut leaf tied together for your ankles, a lunghi and a head for heights. Don't recall seeing a job like this in my local jobcentre.